Haven for spies, aliens, freaks, punks, monsters, vampires, talk show hosts, math teachers, and other bizarre life forms. Dare you enter?
"Listen up! Dont call attention to yourself! Youve landed at the Hotel Unknown. Im Nobodys Fool and Im here to put you wise to some valuable info. Theres two Mind Monitors here on a stakeout. Theyre right down the page. Theyre looking for YOU. If they catch you, youll be, uh, reformatted, ya know what Im saying? Not to worry.
Here in Nomean City you can get past any security as long as you know the right authorization code."
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