I know all. I see all. I am all and you can learn my secrets. Yes, the secrets of the ages can be yours. Gain the power to control your destiny and the destiny of others. Forbidden knowledge awaits you. All you need do is ask. I, Baba Rambossa, am accepting applications for students. All you have to do is answer this one question and submit it to me. I will contact you and you will begin your instruction as a Neophyte in the Society of the Half Closed Eye.
Don't hesitate. The power can be yours.